"Chief Eating Officer" – Funny Corporate Pug Mug
11 oz
$19.95
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Let's circle back to the treats.
Forget the quarterly reports—the only metric that matters here is the crumb-to-face ratio. Introducing your new boss: the Chief Eating Officer.
This hilarious mug captures the high-stakes world of corporate snacking. It features a serious pug in a business suit sitting at his desk, complete with a golden nameplate that reads "CHIEF EATING OFFICER.".
But look closer at the details: the half-eaten donut, the empty treat jar, and the crumbs all over his suit prove he's been working very hard. The caption, "Per my last snack request..." is the perfect passive-aggressive email sign-off for anyone who is just here for the free food.
It is the perfect desk accessory for surviving endless Zoom meetings.
Why this mug Promotes Synergy:
Corporate Satire: A perfect parody of office culture that every employee will relate to immediately.
Funny Details: The contrast between the professional suit and the messy donut crumbs is pure comedy.
Relatable Caption: "Per my last..." is a phrase that triggers every office worker (in a funny way).
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
"Chief Eating Officer" – Funny Corporate Pug Mug
$19.95
Forget the quarterly reports—the only metric that matters here is the crumb-to-face ratio. Introducing your new boss: the Chief Eating Officer.
This hilarious mug captures the high-stakes world of corporate snacking. It features a serious pug in a business suit sitting at his desk, complete with a golden nameplate that reads "CHIEF EATING OFFICER.".
But look closer at the details: the half-eaten donut, the empty treat jar, and the crumbs all over his suit prove he's been working very hard. The caption, "Per my last snack request..." is the perfect passive-aggressive email sign-off for anyone who is just here for the free food.
It is the perfect desk accessory for surviving endless Zoom meetings.
Why this mug Promotes Synergy:
Corporate Satire: A perfect parody of office culture that every employee will relate to immediately.
Funny Details: The contrast between the professional suit and the messy donut crumbs is pure comedy.
Relatable Caption: "Per my last..." is a phrase that triggers every office worker (in a funny way).
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe