"Breath of the Mild" – Funny Fantasy Gamer Mug
11 oz
$19.95
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take... your inhaler.
Every hero has a weakness. For this legendary warrior, it’s a flight of stairs. Introducing Breath of the Mild, the only adventure game where the stamina wheel is permanently empty.
This hilarious parody mug features a brave pug dressed in a blue champion's tunic, standing on the edge of a vast fantasy kingdom. But instead of drawing his sword to fight the darkness, he’s reaching for his trusty blue inhaler.
With the title "BREATH OF THE MILD (ASTHMA)" boldly displayed above, this design perfectly captures the struggle of every pug who tries to be athletic but ends up just wheezing loudly. It is the ultimate gift for gamers who love open-world adventures but prefer open-mouth naps.
Why this mug is Legendary (sort of):
Top-Tier Parody: Instantly recognizable to any fan of open-world fantasy games, but with a hilarious, self-deprecating twist.
The "Mild" Joke: Pokes fun at the pug's notorious breathing issues in a way that is cute rather than sad.
Epic Art: The background landscape and the details on the tunic and shield are beautifully rendered.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
"Breath of the Mild" – Funny Fantasy Gamer Mug
$19.95
Every hero has a weakness. For this legendary warrior, it’s a flight of stairs. Introducing Breath of the Mild, the only adventure game where the stamina wheel is permanently empty.
This hilarious parody mug features a brave pug dressed in a blue champion's tunic, standing on the edge of a vast fantasy kingdom. But instead of drawing his sword to fight the darkness, he’s reaching for his trusty blue inhaler.
With the title "BREATH OF THE MILD (ASTHMA)" boldly displayed above, this design perfectly captures the struggle of every pug who tries to be athletic but ends up just wheezing loudly. It is the ultimate gift for gamers who love open-world adventures but prefer open-mouth naps.
Why this mug is Legendary (sort of):
Top-Tier Parody: Instantly recognizable to any fan of open-world fantasy games, but with a hilarious, self-deprecating twist.
The "Mild" Joke: Pokes fun at the pug's notorious breathing issues in a way that is cute rather than sad.
Epic Art: The background landscape and the details on the tunic and shield are beautifully rendered.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe